"Read into this however you like."

My new Lighthouse Lamp. I love it.
Apparently used to belong to my Gramps who was a submarine engineer during the first world war.
It's made of heavy lead, and the shade is made of deer hide, I'm pretty sure.
I replaced all the doohickies so it would light up again. -Worth every penny.
I freakin' love looking at it on my desk, and have thus dubbed it,
'My Favorite Lamp Ever'.

Capt Jones

This is pretty much how my pops looks if you see him on one of his many walks around the city.
Notice the excellent retiree attire. (say that ten times fast)
The practicality of this attire is easily explained.

-The parka is to shield him from the cool ocean air that can sweep into the coastal city.
-The RCMP hat is there in case he runs into trouble with the cops. -They'd spot the hat, and figure he's a retired cop. To which they'll give him a break if he's caught pissing off parking ticket commissionaires by walking a block ahead and plugging all the timed-out meters with quarters.
-The golf club serves as protection against aggressive, unleashed k-9's which he occasionally comes across on his walking adventures around the city.
-And finally, the socks are there, too add a more multi-seasonal aspect to what he considers the worlds most excellent footwear..."Birkenstock's"

So at first glance, this may appear to be just a good natured senior of whom possesses no fashion sense or awareness...

...But alas, dig a little deeper, and one may just see that he actually makes more sense than most things do in a world that's stripped of simple well being and practicality, only to be replaced by flashy, head up your own ass, designer clothes that wreak of materialism. I'm pretty sure I'll be exchanging the ipod for the golf club one day as well.

As he would quote from his Buddhist studies... "Ask not of 'WHY' things are, ...but 'WHAT' of the reasons are behind them.

...excellent

Been trying some new things these days as far as my character design goes.
I like these two dudes.

Drawn for one of the best foosballers I know.

This is Liam, our tour guide in Kilkenny Ireland.
... he was an awesome ol fella.

BOOYAKA!
Time to buy that Solid Gold Toilet I've always wanted.

One of my favorite moments on "Hockey Night in Canada."

Scott Oake: Ya know Snoop, I mentioned to you earlier that we have one of Canada's most legendary sportscasters up in the booth. Would you mind doing the honors?

Snoop: Fo shiizle bizzle Mister Bixon whizzle tha D-O Double Gizzle to my man Bob Cole take it away!!

Bob Cole: That's some kinda guy eh.

...wtf, her arm's look too short.

So it looks like the deadline for the festival I'm entering has moved to May 1st. Which is nice, because now I can include all the things I thought I would have to cut.
I crashed hard as soon as I found out the news. I can sure have some shotty work ethic, but I like working under the gun. Makes me move my ass faster than Shakira.

Here's a picture taken by Ali. BG painted by her as well. A talented girl indeedie.

More Screenshots.
Got a week left to pull this off.
Goodbye bathroom breaks and sleep. Hello Diapers and Baggy eyes

This is my big brother, Phil. He teaches in Korea.
In this classic photo, he's dressed up in his "Balsac The Destroyer" Halloween Costume.

Considering they usually don't celebrate Hallows Eve over there, he probably scared a few clients away that day. But big props to him for creativity, though.
Go big or go home.

I don't know what's going on here.
Looks like I ripped off the blob character from Fosters.
What a hack.

Voice over performed by the lovely Alison Denton.

Stick em' up!

Ali brought this picture back from Taiwan.
It's pretty much my favorite picture ever.
Apparently, you can find this fella chillin' out on the
main strip in the town of Kenting.

...I think he looks like a bounty hunter.

Virgil chats with enthused henchman.

Ted, The Nova Scotia Fisherman says:
"Yubay carful outtin dat dare crazy warld, now eh."

Ali and I paint sometimes. Always good fun.
-Paintings actually pretty small. Photo makes it look pretty epic, though.

Here's another.

Something from a personal project I'm working on with me pals.

Here's a sketch I did at the request of my girlfirend. It's for one of her
nursing instructors.
...I like nurses.

When one of my good pals hangs out with us, he gets wasted and does this
freakish pervert voice to make people feel sick.
He also tries to poke you with his thumb. It's quite disturbing, but at the same time extremely funny
... as long as it's not happening to you.
So I drew this sketch up in hopes that he could see how messed up he looks when he does it.
I think he was disturbed by it.
It honestly happens just the way I have it there.


This last pic is of me and serve's as more of a "shout out" to Mike Myre and the super cool comix he's making these days.

Space Jet's the shiznit.

Here's a link to one of the first eps.
I didn't have a lot of time to do it in, so I have this ,"Awww shit, I shoulda done that instead" feeling whenever I watch it. The scripts I get for these are pretty dry, so any time you laugh even a bit, I think I'll take credit for it. The company I do these for is grateful enough to give me some creative control over what makes it into the script, so as long as I stick to the gist of the first draft, I can put in any gags I come up with along the way.
The term "Gags" I use loosely. -Pretty PG.
Anyways, not bad fer a first go if I may say so.

Orbit High