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Wizard statue won at staff party.

"Read into this however you like."

My new Lighthouse Lamp. I love it.
Apparently used to belong to my Gramps who was a submarine engineer during the first world war.
It's made of heavy lead, and the shade is made of deer hide, I'm pretty sure.
I replaced all the doohickies so it would light up again. -Worth every penny.
I freakin' love looking at it on my desk, and have thus dubbed it,
'My Favorite Lamp Ever'.